nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
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I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
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I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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