what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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