He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Randomize
