He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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