But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
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My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
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Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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