everyone is single if you try hard enough
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
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Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
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SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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