sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Randomize
