girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
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It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
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We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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