it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
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Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
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he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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