jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Moan for me like Helen Keller
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
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He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
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It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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