Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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