she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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