I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
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I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I think a kid would responsible me up
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I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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