This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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