so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
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I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
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I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I have tasted many bathrooms
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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