Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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