Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
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Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
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Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
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