Your tits are I can't wait for
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
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