The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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