That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
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want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
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there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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