It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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