Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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