we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize
