We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
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Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
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She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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