U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
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She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
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well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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