i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
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