What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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