You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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