wake up i wanna do it froggy style
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
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you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
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I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Do you have feelings for this penis?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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