your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
You pole danced in your parka.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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