***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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