god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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