After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
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tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
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Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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