we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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