ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
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I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
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this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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