Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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