I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
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So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
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you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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