Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
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They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
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At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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