its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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