just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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