Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
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I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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