i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
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Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
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Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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