It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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