Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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