I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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