The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I have aggressive nipples.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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