Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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