I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
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Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
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I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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