i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
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Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
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I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Shame is for Republicans.
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