I can't watch pbs sober anymore
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
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haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
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I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Everclear isn't food dammit
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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