smell my finger.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
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