My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Randomize
