hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
