What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Randomize
